Friday, 7 February 2014

The Lawyer

A lawyer spends his morning off working in his garden.

At lunchtime, still clad in old overalls and scruffy boots he pops in the pub for a pint.

Pub is empty and there's a new barman with whom he strikes up a conversation.

After a while the barman asks: "So what do you do?"

- "I'm a solicitor".

Barman looks him up and down and says "Honest?"

- "No, just an ordinary one".

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