A lawyer spends his morning off working in his garden.
At lunchtime, still clad in old overalls and scruffy boots he pops in the pub for a pint.
Pub is empty and there's a new barman with whom he strikes up a conversation.
After a while the barman asks: "So what do you do?"
- "I'm a solicitor".
Barman looks him up and down and says "Honest?"
- "No, just an ordinary one".